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Grips At Warner Bros Lower C-Stand To Half-Mast Following Merger Announcement
Warner Bros. grips held a solemn ceremony to lower a 40-inch C-stand to half-mast in response to the latest studio merger announcement.
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LA Film Commission Introduces Tax Credit For Having "Correct" Political Opinions
The new subsidy requires all grip trucks to run entirely on performed empathy.
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God Passes On Screenplay, Would Love To See What Writer Does Next
The Almighty cited a full slate of ongoing apocalypses and a general pivot away from coming-of-age dramas.
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LEAKED: Academy Sends Emails To Costume Designers, Refers to Nominees As "Meat Hangers"
The Board of Governors clarified that Best Supporting Actors are technically considered “glorified mannequins.”
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14 Screener DVDs Hospitalized As Development Executive Forgets To Say Goodnight
The neglected FYC discs are reportedly suffering from severe emotional distress and light scratching.
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Colorist Grades Film, Gives It C+
Director begs for extra credit assignment to bump up final export.