NORTH HOLLYWOOD, CA — An ordained Vatican exorcist failed Tuesday to remove a studio executive from video village, citing the entity's complete resistance to three hours of Latin rites and holy water.
“I have cast legions of demons into the abyss, but this entity refused to step away from the monitors,” said Father Hank Ademola. “I commanded him to leave, and he just asked if we could try a take where the protagonist is more ‘likable.’”
According to Ademola, his crucifix began smoking the moment the executive leaned in to suggest pacing trims. When the priest threw blessed salt directly into the man's eyes, the executive simply checked his phone and asked if the dailies were looking a bit dark.
At press time, Father Ademola had abandoned the set entirely after the executive promised to take his banishment rites under advisement and circle back tomorrow.
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