WILMINGTON, NC — Hoping to avoid union meal penalties during a grueling night shoot, a film producer asked a werewolf on Monday if he could pause his terrifying transformation for a mandatory 15-minute break.
“I know the full moon is cresting and your bones are actively reconfiguring, but if you don’t step off set right now, we’re going to get hit with a massive fine,” said producer Vic Tavares, shielding his face from the creature’s agonized screams to check his production schedule. “Just grab a burrito at crafty. When you clock back in at 2:15, you can finish growing your snout on company time.”
“It would really help us out if you could hold off on the ancient blood curse for just a little bit,” added the 1st AD. “Camera needs to eat before we lose the night.”
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